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New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« on: January 11, 2013, 04:35:28 PM »
Introducing our very first Asshat of the Month!... A distinguished award that will be bestowed upon only those deserving of such a stellar award..not only nice to look at, but also printable, in case anyone would like to personally drop one in the mail to their favorite asshat/troll!!

The first award of the year goes to Copyright Troll and Attorney Steven Mustoe!

Steven Mustoe is deserving of this award for several reasons.
  • We've only known about "Camel Toe Mustoe" for a little more than 1 month, yet we already have 3 or 4 letters from him... a true asshat
  • His letters just have that "personal" touch.....NOT
  • Obviously law school does not administer grammar tests...granted my grammar blows, but i'm not an attorney!

Feel free to leave a comment on our first asshat of the month award over at copyright-trolls.com
http://copyright-trolls.com/site/congratulations-to-lawyer-steven-mustoe/

« Last Edit: January 11, 2013, 04:43:04 PM by Robert Krausankas (BuddhaPi) »
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 04:51:33 PM »
This is hilarious..!
Thanks for buoying the morale, as usual!!

The ass pain of these "lawyers" is delicious.

S.G.

« Last Edit: January 11, 2013, 06:46:09 PM by SoylentGreen »

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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013, 06:12:05 PM »
Congrats to Mustoe!!!! I cannot think of anyone more deserving. I wonder if his acceptance speech would be threatening and full of horrible grammar? ;D ;D

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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 06:36:39 PM »
Just to be fair and to give credit where credit is due the moniker "Camel Toe Mustoe" was mentioned by another forum  user, and i quickly adopted it, as soon as I got the mental image out of my head...
« Last Edit: January 12, 2013, 06:52:48 AM by Robert Krausankas (BuddhaPi) »
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 06:47:33 PM »
Just wait for my new "Law Degree of the Month"...
You know, the "Law School of P.O. Box 2000"...

Now, where's my diploma template..?

S.G.


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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013, 07:03:08 PM »
Cringe time!

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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2013, 07:17:51 PM »
I nominate that infamous copyright troll and collection agent Timothy B. McCormack for February's Asshat of the Month Award.

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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2013, 07:36:23 PM »
Is there a lifetime achievement award?

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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2013, 07:55:24 PM »
Is there a lifetime achievement award?

I'm thinking come December, there will be an extra special award of sorts, just in time for the holidays, and sure to not only make you cringe, but to also pucker ones sphincter...
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2013, 08:01:08 PM »
That certificate of award is absolutely awesome. It makes me want to be a jerk (or be MORE of a jerk) just so I can get my own.
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2013, 08:02:51 PM »
That certificate of award is absolutely awesome. It makes me want to be a jerk (or be MORE of a jerk) just so I can get my own.

Sorry Jerry you only qualify for "The Voice of Reason" award...
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2013, 11:40:44 PM »
You can do like Time's Man of the Year and in December do an Asshat of the year with a special award or something. 

If you win the Asshat of the year award the grand prize could be we all send in a complaint letter to get their New Year off to a good start ;D
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2013, 09:08:49 PM »
Nice work, Robert! That's a very fitting tribute.
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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2013, 09:54:48 AM »
Well Done Robert!

I think when you bestow Timmy's award, you should make sure to correct the colors scheme of the hat to depict the diarrhea that continually flows from his firm.

Oops, I made myself cringe.  Did I really write that?

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Re: New for 2013 ~ The Copyright Troll Asshat of the Month Award...
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 09:19:05 AM »
Robert...this is priceless!!!!....at the present time my copywrite attorney (family member)....is chewing Mustoe up and spitting him out and feeding the vile spew to the resident Kansas pigs.  Stay tuned...when the hogs finally ingest this and become sick themselves, I'll share.

 

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