Now that the dust has settled, I'm reading this extortion letter in more detail. I let it sit for about a week to view it with fresh eyes. It's 8 pages long, plus the screen capture of my 'offense'. Much of it is devoted to the easy ways I can pay for my sin. And highlighted on Page 2 is an offer of assistance of future use: Once I 'settle' with them, they'll give me a coupon code for 5 free images from Thinkstock. And they'll make it available as soon as I make payment! Then, they invite me to peruse their web site to learn more about them and the wonderful things they do, since this is the first time I may have come in contact with their company.
Gee...hit me in the face with a shovel, try and steal my wallet, then offer me an ice pack and a candy bar. I'm touched by their generosity.
Gee...hit me in the face with a shovel, try and steal my wallet, then offer me an ice pack and a candy bar. I'm touched by their generosity.