Getty Images London is hiring!!

[Robert Krausankas (BuddhaPi)]

Thanks to Matthew for sharing this with me, which I now share with our community, with commentary of coarse!

"You are eager to protect intellectual property and understand that the unlicensed use of our images erodes their value in the marketplace and has broader ramifications for Getty Images."
In other word drink the Getty Images kool-aid

"Your role is to ensure you deal with licensing infringements in a fair and responsible manner."
What a line of BS this is, we ALL know how responsible Getty copyright clerks are..

"You are focused to educate your customers around the value of our products and services in order to retain them as customers and upsell."
yeah pay Getty obscene amounts of money, because our pictures are not the same as stock images on pond5 for a fraction of the cost..

"You are also committed to enhance productivity to drive increases in revenue."
send more letters...collect more money = increased revenue

"Negotiating settlements. To settle and clarify with image users about copyright law and image licensing"
No need to know a damn thing about copyright law tho, just get the damn money!

"In-depth research of image licensing and use as well as customer research to obtain company information"
In-depth research of image licensing??? LMAO at this one!
"customer research to obtain company information" - must excel at this, as this is the number 1 requirement, without they can't send extortion letters.

"Review search results and determine the appropriate courses of action"
Send Letter, send letter, send letter...

What You'll Need:
"Paralegal experience or credit and collections experience is beneficial"
"Expediency to deal with high-volume workloads"
--->"Excellent verbal and written communication skills" <----
In other words, must be able to read the script from the monitor, and send out the same form letter we've sent a gazillion times already..

If anyone would care to read the specifics or apply use the link below:

http://uk.linkedin.com/jobs/jobs-Copyright-Compliance-Specialist-3699804